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Sunday, November 30, 2003
TOP FIVE CDs IN MY CD PLAYER RIGHT NOW
The Cure- Greatest Hits
Rilo Kiley- Execution of All Things
The Smiths- Greatest Hits
Pretty Girls Make Graves- The New Romance
onelinedrawing- I don't know the name off the top of my head
Rilo Kiley- Execution of All Things
The Smiths- Greatest Hits
Pretty Girls Make Graves- The New Romance
onelinedrawing- I don't know the name off the top of my head
HAPPY BIRTHDAY- I don't know... but that guy musta been popular in his day
SUPRISE!
So Tina, the best sister in the world, and Lara... the most special person I know, threw me a suprise birthday party yesterday. Nearly everyone was there... it was great. Granted I did know about it... cuz I was joking about it for a couple of weeks, then Michelle bitched me out and pretty much gave it away. But it was great nevertheless. There was a setback however, ask me if you are curious.
Saturday, November 29, 2003
FUCK IT
Fuck it... I'm sick of apologizing and not meaning it. I'm not sorry for anything anymore
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
What's for sheep?
THE USED- TASTE OF INK (It's 4 o'clock in the fuckin' morning!)
TOP FIVE PAUL THINGS
"I don't get stupid when I get retarded."
Apparently Paul and I aren't close enough cuz I didn't pledge
Paul told us what the true gentleman was
Paul defined an alcoholic, but apparently it's not somebody who drinks 8 beers by himself
Paul defended SAE and tried to convince us it wasn't a cult. He failed.
Apparently Paul and I aren't close enough cuz I didn't pledge
Paul told us what the true gentleman was
Paul defined an alcoholic, but apparently it's not somebody who drinks 8 beers by himself
Paul defended SAE and tried to convince us it wasn't a cult. He failed.
Friday? Felt Like Saturday!
I had to wake up at 8:30 to feed the dog, come home and shower, and go to work. I never work that early unless it's a Saturday! Hence the title of the blog. When I went to work, Talia was there, cuz she had a soccer tournament. Alex showed up for work a bit later, so I always had an assistant. That was fun. So after work, I went home and took it easy. I called up Ursula, cuz I needed to drop off some pictures, but she was just about to leave her house, and told me that she would call me when she was at home, cuz she was leaving Saturday at 4am. So Scott, Joel, Michelle, Patrick and I went to Red Robin... just like the old times. We had a grand ol' time. After that, Scott Joel Patrick and I went to see OF MICE AND MEN, a theater production at LCC. That was um... good? Saw Sam and Jenny there, along with Laura Condy, Anna and Brett Benson.
After that, we played a little Mario Tennis and got some shakes from JACK. Then Joel and Scott came over to Phil's house. We started watching ROGER AND ME, this movie that Michael Moore made about the car companies in Michigan. Scott and I both fell asleep. Around 1:15, Joel threw a pillow at me to wake me up. "Somebody just rang the doorbell" he said. "Joel, you're imagining things." Then they rang the bell again... and followed it up with a noise that sounded like a quiet chainsaw. I got up, and fuckin' went to the door, but nobody was there. So then I sat back down, and they rang the bell again. Scott went over to the peephole. Apparently there were some fuckin' doorbell ditchers last night. That noise that sounded like a quiet chainsaw was actually them, spraying the door with our own hose. REAL MATURE. Joel grabbed the 25 lb weight, and then we all got eggs. We never found them. I thought it mighta been Paul, so I called him up, and turns out he was at his place by himself, so he invited us over... so we went there. Turns out Paul was sitting by himself, drinking himself philisophical. That was fun, having him lecture us. Scott really had to go, but Paul wouldn't let us leave. We stayed till 4:00, then left. Paul didn't wanna be alone, so he came with me and slept over at Phil's house.
What happened with Ursula you ask Lara? After the show, I got a message from her, saying that instead of leaving on Saturday at 4am, she's actually gonna fly out on Monday at night. Needless to say I was ecstatic... for obvious reasons.
After that, we played a little Mario Tennis and got some shakes from JACK. Then Joel and Scott came over to Phil's house. We started watching ROGER AND ME, this movie that Michael Moore made about the car companies in Michigan. Scott and I both fell asleep. Around 1:15, Joel threw a pillow at me to wake me up. "Somebody just rang the doorbell" he said. "Joel, you're imagining things." Then they rang the bell again... and followed it up with a noise that sounded like a quiet chainsaw. I got up, and fuckin' went to the door, but nobody was there. So then I sat back down, and they rang the bell again. Scott went over to the peephole. Apparently there were some fuckin' doorbell ditchers last night. That noise that sounded like a quiet chainsaw was actually them, spraying the door with our own hose. REAL MATURE. Joel grabbed the 25 lb weight, and then we all got eggs. We never found them. I thought it mighta been Paul, so I called him up, and turns out he was at his place by himself, so he invited us over... so we went there. Turns out Paul was sitting by himself, drinking himself philisophical. That was fun, having him lecture us. Scott really had to go, but Paul wouldn't let us leave. We stayed till 4:00, then left. Paul didn't wanna be alone, so he came with me and slept over at Phil's house.
What happened with Ursula you ask Lara? After the show, I got a message from her, saying that instead of leaving on Saturday at 4am, she's actually gonna fly out on Monday at night. Needless to say I was ecstatic... for obvious reasons.
Thanksgiving...
We had a good time I guess. The kids got a little bored, and played drinking games without alcohol. Yeah... I told you we were bored. Then Patrick and Todd came over, followed by Joel. We balled a little. That bastard Zady is one aggressive fuck. He won EVERY game of 21. After everyone left, Joel came back to Phil's house with me, and we watched TV and shot the shit.
Thursday, November 27, 2003
FUCK ICE and FUCK PEANUT OIL
So today I woke up cuz I got a call from Tina at 9:30am, asking me if I could get 10 lbs of ice, and a container of Cool Whip. I said "Sure Tina..." so I got ready, and left Phil's house. I went to Albertson's, but they were closed. I remember last week seeing a sign on the VONS window saying that they would be closed on Thanksgiving as well. So I went to Sav-On cuz I needed to drop off some film anyway. I got the ice, but they didn't have any COOL WHIP. I didn't really expect them to, so I headed to Stater Bros. Stater Bros is the only grocery store that's open on Thanksgiving, so obviously there are hundreds of people there. No joke, about 200 people. The lines are spilling into the aisles. So I get the COOL WHIP, and wait in line. I then go home, cuz I wanted to catch some of the LIONS game. Five minutes after I get home, my dad informs me that he needed 200 oz of PEANUT OIL, and 50 more lbs of ICE. Let's just say that I wasn't too happy. I bitched a little, cuz I was just at the hell hole that is Stater Bros... but I went. So I get there, and I grab nine 24 oz. bottles of PEANUT OIL. They have no ice, so I go to the Shell Station and get 24 lbs, cuz that's all they had. So I call my dad and told him that they ran out of ice at Stater Bros and Shell, so I may be a little bit later than I assumed. He then asked me "did you get the oil?" and I said "Yes I did... nine 24 oz bottles." and he said "That's not right... that's not enough." and I said "Why yes it is... in fact, it's too much." and he said "Wait, I'm gonna need 300 oz of PEANUT OIL." I FUCKIN' FLIPPED. So I went back to that cespool of shit that is Stater Bros... and get some PEANUT OIL. Oops... THEY FUCKIN' RAN OUT OF PEANUT OIL. So I had to go to Henry's... the fuckin' hippie alternative grocery store, and get PEANUT OIL. SIX FUCKIN' DOLLARS A BOTTLE. I got 6 bottles. Henry's ran out of ice too. So I had to go back to Sav-On to get more fuckin' ice. On my way in some little kid asked me to buy cigarettes for him. FUCKER.
So let's recap... 3 trips to Stater Bros, 2 trips to Sav-On, 1 trip to Henry's, 1 trip to Shell, six fuckin' receipts in my pocket, and $60 later... and I'm home. I'd fuckin' go up to Alaska and slit every fuckin' eskimo's throat right now for not making enough ice, if I didn't have such a great time last night.
FUCK COUNT: 9
PEANUT OIL COUNT: 8
ICE COUNT: 8
STATER BROS COUNT: 6
ESKIMO COUNT: 1
So let's recap... 3 trips to Stater Bros, 2 trips to Sav-On, 1 trip to Henry's, 1 trip to Shell, six fuckin' receipts in my pocket, and $60 later... and I'm home. I'd fuckin' go up to Alaska and slit every fuckin' eskimo's throat right now for not making enough ice, if I didn't have such a great time last night.
FUCK COUNT: 9
PEANUT OIL COUNT: 8
ICE COUNT: 8
STATER BROS COUNT: 6
ESKIMO COUNT: 1
TOP FIVE NFL TEAMS TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR
New England Patriots
Tennessee Titans
Indianapolis Colts
Philadelphia Eagles
St. Louis Rams
Tennessee Titans
Indianapolis Colts
Philadelphia Eagles
St. Louis Rams
GOOD CHARLOTTE- MY BLOODY VALENTINE
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
Did you know that Benji of Good Charlotte has the MXPX FACE tattooed on his right shin?
You've Got This Silly Way of Keepin' Me on the Edge of My Seat...
So yesterday was the much anticipated day that Ursula came home. I picked her up at around 4:30. I talked to her my for a little bit... then we left. We picked up her friend and took her to Rico's, because Ursula LOVES Rico's. After that, we dropped her off, and went to the Good Charlotte show. I must say... it was a pretty good show. I felt really manly there, if that makes any sense. After the EVE 6 set, Ursula saw her best friend and her friend's cousin... so they joined the group. While we were waiting for GOOD CHARLOTTE, these two girls and their mom were standing right next to us. The mom looked really wasted, and the two girls looked very outta place. They were dressed in these torn jeans and had tattoos all over the place and piercings and all this hardcore shit on. They were being really loud, so Ursula's friend kept looking over at them. They didn't take too kindly to that, so they started dancing and rubbing all over Ursula's friends. I had to step in the way cuz Ursula's friend was about to kick some fuckin' ass. She called them white trash, and some words were exchanged... nothin' too bad.
Eve 6 was good. Their singer reminds me of the singer of HOT HOT HEAT. He has the same hair, and dances the same and has the same mannerisms. Goldfinger was good too. Feldman looks a little old to be the singer of a punk band. He did publically show his disdain for Bush though. Shocking. Good Charlotte was pretty good too. They did the whole crowd participation thing... which is fun I guess.
After the concert, Ursula and I went out on a quest to find Cherry Slurpees. We eventually found them off of Del Mar Heights, in case anybody was wondering. We then went over to Phil's house and watched SHANGHAI KNIGHTS. (Lara... don't start with your shit. Unlike you, I have restraint *cough* CLARENCE *cough*) We then just watched some TV and had a ball. I drove her home at 3:00am and then I went back to Phil's house.
Eve 6 was good. Their singer reminds me of the singer of HOT HOT HEAT. He has the same hair, and dances the same and has the same mannerisms. Goldfinger was good too. Feldman looks a little old to be the singer of a punk band. He did publically show his disdain for Bush though. Shocking. Good Charlotte was pretty good too. They did the whole crowd participation thing... which is fun I guess.
After the concert, Ursula and I went out on a quest to find Cherry Slurpees. We eventually found them off of Del Mar Heights, in case anybody was wondering. We then went over to Phil's house and watched SHANGHAI KNIGHTS. (Lara... don't start with your shit. Unlike you, I have restraint *cough* CLARENCE *cough*) We then just watched some TV and had a ball. I drove her home at 3:00am and then I went back to Phil's house.
Wednesday, November 26, 2003
I'm No "Hey Mercedes"... But This Will Hafta Do!
MW: 11:30-12:45 Music 205
MW: 2:30- 3:45 Sociology 101
TR: 1:00- 2:15 General Education Writing 101
TR- 2:30- 3:45 General Lifelong Learning 101
TR- 4:00- 5:15 Survey of Calculus
So what does this mean? It means that my weekend starts on Thursday! This also means that I can still get lunch with Grace on Tuesday, Thursday and Friday, and I can work Monday afternoons... and probably some Fridays. SHOULD BE GGGREAT!
MW: 2:30- 3:45 Sociology 101
TR: 1:00- 2:15 General Education Writing 101
TR- 2:30- 3:45 General Lifelong Learning 101
TR- 4:00- 5:15 Survey of Calculus
So what does this mean? It means that my weekend starts on Thursday! This also means that I can still get lunch with Grace on Tuesday, Thursday and Friday, and I can work Monday afternoons... and probably some Fridays. SHOULD BE GGGREAT!
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the highest... how funny is a dog chasing its tail, and running after it after it has been caught?
BEST OF ME- THE STARTING LINE
TOP FIVE GOOD CHARLOTTE SONGS
CLICK
THE FESTIVAL SONG
MOTIVATION PROCLAMATION
MY BLOODY VALENTINE
WALDORF WORLDWIDE
THE FESTIVAL SONG
MOTIVATION PROCLAMATION
MY BLOODY VALENTINE
WALDORF WORLDWIDE
School's Fer Suckers
Work today was fun. MONEY GOOD. Then I went to lunch with Tina and Grace. I am really looking forward to this trip to Michigan. I'm excited to see all my cousins. I miss 'em all quite so.
I then went to pick up our kitchen chairs from the repair shop... but they weren't ready till 5:00. That's shit. I was supposed to pick 'em up yesterday! Then anyway, I went on a quest to look for new jacket. I want that ATTICUS jacket that Jeff from THE EARLY NOVEMBER was wearing at the show, and the same one that Mark was wearing on the LAUNCH: BLINK 182 special. It's bitchen. I found out that the jacket isn't out to the public yet. So I got the new STARTING LINE EP, with my tail between my legs, and went back to high school.
I went to LCC to go watch a couple of my friends audition for BATTLE OF THE BANDS. Marrin's Assignment (Chris Smith, Jeff Smith, Brian Reagan and Michael Vargas) was the band I was actually going to see. I then found out that Todd McClintock's (Patrick's brother) band SUBJECT TO CHANGE was trying out too! During the first Marrin's Assignment, BEST OF ME by THE STARTING LINE, Michael broke two strings... so he had to change guitars in the middle of the song. During the second song, Chris broke a string... and he just stopped playing. The whole band stopped playing, and they asked to start over... but the judges said "WE GOT THE JIST." YOU NEVER STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF A SONG. NEVER. That's bad form. Bad form...
SUBJECT TO CHANGE was pretty good. Todd is a madman on the kit... and Dillon is pretty great on the guitar. Keenan aka BIG DUMB GUY was fingerin' that bass like... no no, I'm not gonna say it.
I got to see Tyler and Kilee there. Those were nice suprises. I text messaged Anna last night, and asked her if she was gonna be there. She said that since I was going, that she'd go. I thought that was quite sweet. We hung out together over there. I'm glad I saw her... I haven't seen her since that night we went bowling during the summer. Good stuff. I saw a person I didn't really wanna see there... so I just buried my face in Anna's shoulder, and luckily it worked.
Then I went to the other Bishar Pad, and saw family. That was fun. Family time is usually fun time.
I then went to pick up our kitchen chairs from the repair shop... but they weren't ready till 5:00. That's shit. I was supposed to pick 'em up yesterday! Then anyway, I went on a quest to look for new jacket. I want that ATTICUS jacket that Jeff from THE EARLY NOVEMBER was wearing at the show, and the same one that Mark was wearing on the LAUNCH: BLINK 182 special. It's bitchen. I found out that the jacket isn't out to the public yet. So I got the new STARTING LINE EP, with my tail between my legs, and went back to high school.
I went to LCC to go watch a couple of my friends audition for BATTLE OF THE BANDS. Marrin's Assignment (Chris Smith, Jeff Smith, Brian Reagan and Michael Vargas) was the band I was actually going to see. I then found out that Todd McClintock's (Patrick's brother) band SUBJECT TO CHANGE was trying out too! During the first Marrin's Assignment, BEST OF ME by THE STARTING LINE, Michael broke two strings... so he had to change guitars in the middle of the song. During the second song, Chris broke a string... and he just stopped playing. The whole band stopped playing, and they asked to start over... but the judges said "WE GOT THE JIST." YOU NEVER STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF A SONG. NEVER. That's bad form. Bad form...
SUBJECT TO CHANGE was pretty good. Todd is a madman on the kit... and Dillon is pretty great on the guitar. Keenan aka BIG DUMB GUY was fingerin' that bass like... no no, I'm not gonna say it.
I got to see Tyler and Kilee there. Those were nice suprises. I text messaged Anna last night, and asked her if she was gonna be there. She said that since I was going, that she'd go. I thought that was quite sweet. We hung out together over there. I'm glad I saw her... I haven't seen her since that night we went bowling during the summer. Good stuff. I saw a person I didn't really wanna see there... so I just buried my face in Anna's shoulder, and luckily it worked.
Then I went to the other Bishar Pad, and saw family. That was fun. Family time is usually fun time.
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
These Perms Are Hairy!
Perm Storage Lots aren't as bad as everyone makes them out to be. They're better than Temp Storage Lots, let me tell you...
Asinine Question of the Day
Would anyone care if I fell 100 stories straight down?
Lara Moment of the Day
"I realized that I have a pretty good life. My biggest problem is not finding cinnamon mints"
TOP FIVE ALKALINE TRIO SONGS
100 Stories
We've Had Enough
This Could Be Love
Jaked on Green Beer
Rooftops
We've Had Enough
This Could Be Love
Jaked on Green Beer
Rooftops
Alkaline Trio- 100 STORIES
No One Would Care Even If I Fell 100 Stories Straight Down...
I woke up and studied for my math test... then I went and visited Phil's dog. I think he harbored some resentment toward me for leaving him last night. Then I went to class. After class, hung out with Peter... I went and gave Zizu some water and food, then we went to Santana's- we as in Peter and me, not Zizu. Paul met us there later. The three of us then went to Econ. After Econ, I swung by home, picked up my boomstand and my COWBELL (Walken voice) and dropped them off at the Smith house. I'm gonna watch them play today! SWEET. Met Lara and Joel and went to see The Vagrant Tour. We missed most of No Motiv. HEY... YOU'RE MISSING AN E! Motive Without the E. hehehe... From Autumn To Ashes was pretty good. Lara and I loved Reggie, while Joel thought they were juvenile. Alkaline Trio wasn't too shabby. They played the four songs I wanted them to play, so that was good
Monday, November 24, 2003
Joel... is the NFL Goin' Throwback on Us?
go to www.nfl.com and look at all the logos on the top. Why did GB and Pittsburgh and SD and AZ and all these teams change their logo? Is this something new? Is it a temporary thing for Thanksgiving? I'M SO CONFUSED! BLACK IS WHITE! UP IS DOWN!
Asinine Question of the Day
Why the fuck won't that dog let me sleep?!
TOP FIVE MUSIC VIDEOS THAT CONTINUOUSLY REPEAT ON MTV, MTV2 and FUSE
Blink 182- Feeling This
Britney Spears- Let Me See You Dance
Linkin Park- Numb
Puddle of Mudd- I Beat My Wife
Adam Green- Jessica (<---- That's actually a really good song, I just heard it today)
Britney Spears- Let Me See You Dance
Linkin Park- Numb
Puddle of Mudd- I Beat My Wife
Adam Green- Jessica (<---- That's actually a really good song, I just heard it today)
Jimmie's Chicken Shack- DO RIGHT
Ya know what? School is Important Too...
So this morning, after talking to Scott for 1.5 hours on the phone, I got 4 hours of sleep. I then woke up, showered, got ready... and woke up Michelle. We went to Phil's house to let his dog Zizu outside to do his business. He liked Michelle. We then picked up Patrick, and Todd came along. I like those McClintock boys. We then went to BubbleTea, but we didn't know they opened at noon, so that was a bust. We got some Slurpees instead. Then we dropped Todd off, and got some VGs donuts. They didn't gimme a receipt Joel. Then we dropped Patrick off at the train station. It was sad, even though I'm gonna see him in a couple days.
Then we went to Michelle's dorm and hung out there for a bit. We bought Brandy a Christmas Tree Cookie and a Thanksgiving cupcake with a freakin' sweet pilgrim on it. I hung out in Michelle's room and watched the aquarium channel and sang JIMMIE'S CHICKEN SHACK with her.
I then came home, and slept. I was sleep-deprived. My family then went out to dinner. After dinner, we came home, and I got ready and went to Phil's house. I thought that I could do this blogging over there, but his computer wasn't working... so I decided to come home, cuz I NEED TO BLOG!
Actually, It was 3:00am and that damn dog wouldn't let me sleep. Every ten minutes, he would come over to me and sniff my face or my feet or my hair or my crotch. I have a fuckin' math test tomorrow morning, and I need my damn sleep. I can't afford to do badly on a test that's worth 25% of my grade. So I decided to come home and sleep. I mean, there's only so many times you can watch the video for Linkin Park's "NUMB" and still keep your sanity!
Then we went to Michelle's dorm and hung out there for a bit. We bought Brandy a Christmas Tree Cookie and a Thanksgiving cupcake with a freakin' sweet pilgrim on it. I hung out in Michelle's room and watched the aquarium channel and sang JIMMIE'S CHICKEN SHACK with her.
I then came home, and slept. I was sleep-deprived. My family then went out to dinner. After dinner, we came home, and I got ready and went to Phil's house. I thought that I could do this blogging over there, but his computer wasn't working... so I decided to come home, cuz I NEED TO BLOG!
Actually, It was 3:00am and that damn dog wouldn't let me sleep. Every ten minutes, he would come over to me and sniff my face or my feet or my hair or my crotch. I have a fuckin' math test tomorrow morning, and I need my damn sleep. I can't afford to do badly on a test that's worth 25% of my grade. So I decided to come home and sleep. I mean, there's only so many times you can watch the video for Linkin Park's "NUMB" and still keep your sanity!
Sunday, November 23, 2003
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now...
I'm not really miserable now... I just like the Smiths song with that title. DID YOU KNOW THAT ROBERT MORRISEY USED TO BE THE LEAD SINGER OF THE SMITHS? It's true... I can prove it. I'll prove it like a therum!!!
GO BLUE
University of Michigan beat Ohio State! HELL YEAH! Early November rocked my world. No wonder I love them so much. Hidden in Plain View, Copeland and Count the Stars were chill too. Now I'm on the phone with Scott, like good ol' times.
Bonus Lara Moment of the Day
Lara: Your jokes are too big wordy
Lara Moment of the Day
Tom: I can last a day without swearing!
Lara: Yeah, but you can make up swear words like I do... like "JESUS!"
Lara: Yeah, but you can make up swear words like I do... like "JESUS!"
TOP FIVE EARLY NOVEMBER SONGS FROM THE NEW CD
Ever So Sweet
Something That Produces Results
Sesame Shmesame
Baby Blue
Fluxy
Something That Produces Results
Sesame Shmesame
Baby Blue
Fluxy
The Early November- EVERY NIGHT'S ANOTHER STORY
Saturday, November 22, 2003
Lara...
Lara, you are a horrible horrible person. You are not believeable as a human being. What the fuck is the matter with you? Why would you make fun of a woman that is 943 lbs? She's wearing a wedding dress... so that means there is hope in this world, and not everyone is an insensitive fuck like you. Grow a soul.
Lara Moment of the Day
What?! Joel thinks I'm like Jessica Simpson?! I'm gonna text message him right now!
Wait... is it Jesscia or Jessica?
Wait... is it Jesscia or Jessica?
I'm Feelin' This...
Went to work this morning. I did the work that Grace laid out for me... but when I got there, she was sleeping, and I didn't want to wake her up... so I kinda just sat there. I then printed out a picture of Hillary Duff and taped it to Lara's wall. She enjoyed it. It was a little embarassing going to the printer while people are gathering papers for work, and grabbing a picture of Hillary Duff. But hey, I'm man enough to know that she's illegal. We then went to lunch. Then I went to class.
I came home, and drummed for a bit, and then my cousins came over. Good times. I watched SESAME STREET. That was fun I guess.
Went to the Blink show tonite with Joel. We met up with Jillian and Laura, and after the show, with Joe. Great show. The Kinison was a little weird. The singer seemed more focused on the stupid girls in the front that were getting hurt than his own song. Bubba Sparxxx was actually pretty good. WHEN I SAY NEW, YOU SAY SOUF! I am now gonna tell people I come from the New Souf. Ye Yeah. Blink was pretty damn good too. That was a great performance by them. Travis is still the best fuckin' drummer I've ever seen. Mark is funny stuff too.
Does Joe really need a big poster of chicken strips for his room?
I came home, and drummed for a bit, and then my cousins came over. Good times. I watched SESAME STREET. That was fun I guess.
Went to the Blink show tonite with Joel. We met up with Jillian and Laura, and after the show, with Joe. Great show. The Kinison was a little weird. The singer seemed more focused on the stupid girls in the front that were getting hurt than his own song. Bubba Sparxxx was actually pretty good. WHEN I SAY NEW, YOU SAY SOUF! I am now gonna tell people I come from the New Souf. Ye Yeah. Blink was pretty damn good too. That was a great performance by them. Travis is still the best fuckin' drummer I've ever seen. Mark is funny stuff too.
Does Joe really need a big poster of chicken strips for his room?
Asinine Question of the Day
Is cherry pie really worth ruining your pants over?
*Submitted by Joel "Mully" Muller
*Submitted by Joel "Mully" Muller
TOP FIVE BLINK 182 SONGS FROM THE NEW CD
Feeling This
I Miss You
Stockholm Syndrome
Asthenia
All of This
I Miss You
Stockholm Syndrome
Asthenia
All of This
Deliverance- Bubba Sparxxx
Retired... TRL Style
So three months to this date... I got the ringtone TEENAGE DIRTBAG, by Wheatus. I figured it was time to retire it. I now have BOYS DON'T CRY by The Cure. SWEET.
Friday, November 21, 2003
KROQ ALMOST ACOUSTIC CHRISTMAS: SOLD OUT BEFORE I GOT TICKETS
Saturday Night
The Offspring
P.O.D.
AFI
Puddle of Mudd
Pennywise
Chevelle
Distillers
Thrice
Sunday Night
Korn
Blink 182
Jane's Addiction
311
Staind
Rancid
Jet
Trapt
Brand New
I guess it's for the best that we didn't get tickets. Tickets that cost $74 each. I'm not a huge fan of any of these bands except the bold ones. Yay for us.
The Offspring
P.O.D.
AFI
Puddle of Mudd
Pennywise
Chevelle
Distillers
Thrice
Sunday Night
Korn
Blink 182
Jane's Addiction
311
Staind
Rancid
Jet
Trapt
Brand New
I guess it's for the best that we didn't get tickets. Tickets that cost $74 each. I'm not a huge fan of any of these bands except the bold ones. Yay for us.
Thursday, November 20, 2003
D... For Donut.
Yeah... if Joel still blogged, that's what the title of his entry today woulda been.
So I went to Phil's house this morning to check out the situation with his house and his dog. Shouldn't be too bad. I mean, he's cool with me having people over. I don't know if his dog will be too cool with it. His dog is more like a horse if you ask me.
I then went to lunch with Paul and Micah. Then class. Classes were boring as hell.
Went to see Mitch Hedberg, Dave Attell and Lewis Black tonight with Joel, Matt and my dad. It was a great time if you ask me. All three of them were funny as hell. I'd go back to see any one of 'em.
I TRIED TO WALK INTO TARGET TODAY, BUT I MISSED. *Mitch Hedberg
So I went to Phil's house this morning to check out the situation with his house and his dog. Shouldn't be too bad. I mean, he's cool with me having people over. I don't know if his dog will be too cool with it. His dog is more like a horse if you ask me.
I then went to lunch with Paul and Micah. Then class. Classes were boring as hell.
Went to see Mitch Hedberg, Dave Attell and Lewis Black tonight with Joel, Matt and my dad. It was a great time if you ask me. All three of them were funny as hell. I'd go back to see any one of 'em.
I TRIED TO WALK INTO TARGET TODAY, BUT I MISSED. *Mitch Hedberg
Asinine Question of the Day
Which finger do you find yourself showing people the most?
TOP FIVE STAND UP COMEDIANS I'VE SEEN
Dave Attell
Lewis Black
Mitch Hedberg
Kevin James
Dat Phan
Lewis Black
Mitch Hedberg
Kevin James
Dat Phan
The Postal Service- SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
Yes... I have been informed that the guy from THE OC has a Death Cab for Cutie poster in his room. Thanks to Michelle, I too have that same poster. I guess I'm as cool as Seth from THE OC then. Hooray for me. And Lara, just so you know... that guy that you think is so hot was a whole lot funnier on NOW WHAT?!
Wednesday, November 19, 2003
TOP FIVE MEXICAN FOOD PLACES IN MY VICINITY
Juanita's
Rico's
Mr. Taco
Rubio's
Chipotle
Rico's
Mr. Taco
Rubio's
Chipotle
Asinine Question of the Day
Have you ever woke up and couldn't find anything in your room, only to realize that during the night, somebody stole your eyes?
ALL OF THIS- BLINK 182 featuring Robert Smith of THE CURE
Lara Likes to Rip Her Clothes Off at PTS
Went to PTS this morning... I was doin' some work with Lara while Grace was getting ready to go to lunch. Lara was restarting her computer, and as she leaned over to push the button, her rolling chair rolled right out from under her, and she fell flat on her ass. I tried not to laugh... actually, I was trying to laugh harder, but there was no blood, so that was kinda hard. That's why Lara doesn't deserve to be in rolling chairs. Stationary chairs suit her well.
So we went to lunch, then I went to math, and went back to work. Then ECON. We did some group work, but I was the only one in my group that showed up. Oh well... I got all the bonus points.
Went home and played my drums for an hour. I got really excited cuz I made up all these new beats that I really loved. Where's Scott when I need him? Scott... we gotta start another band this summer, and we can just send each other the lyrics and the beats and the guitar riffs, and make CDs that way. We could be like THE POSTAL SERVICE!
So we went to lunch, then I went to math, and went back to work. Then ECON. We did some group work, but I was the only one in my group that showed up. Oh well... I got all the bonus points.
Went home and played my drums for an hour. I got really excited cuz I made up all these new beats that I really loved. Where's Scott when I need him? Scott... we gotta start another band this summer, and we can just send each other the lyrics and the beats and the guitar riffs, and make CDs that way. We could be like THE POSTAL SERVICE!
Since when is paintballing and chocolate cake immature?
THE NEW TOP FIVE SINGERS THAT AREN'T IN MY FIVE FAVORITE BANDS
Adam Lazzara- Taking Back Sunday
John Nolan- Straylight Run
Justin Pierre- Motion City Soundtrack
Claudio Sanchez- Coheed and Cambria
Robert Smith- The Cure
John Nolan- Straylight Run
Justin Pierre- Motion City Soundtrack
Claudio Sanchez- Coheed and Cambria
Robert Smith- The Cure
Tuesday, November 18, 2003
LARA MOMENT OF THE DAY
Lara pretending to be a sweet angel in front of her mom, my dad, and our grandmother, only to flip me off and give me this EVIL MONKEY OF DEATH stare while they weren't looking, and running away with glee
Blink 182- Stockholm Syndrome
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
How many balls can Xanga suck at once?
TOP FIVE SINGERS THAT AREN'T IN MY FIVE FAVORITE BANDS
Ben Gibbard- Death Cab for Cutie
Adam Lazzara- Taking Back Sunday
Buddy Nielsen- Senses Fail
John Nolan- Straylight Run
Claudio Sanchez- Coheed and Cambria
Adam Lazzara- Taking Back Sunday
Buddy Nielsen- Senses Fail
John Nolan- Straylight Run
Claudio Sanchez- Coheed and Cambria
Peer Pressure Only Leads to Smoking and Premarital Sex
So I went to work for Grace today. Had some fun. We then got some lunch, and I went to class. Peter and I were havin' a ball in class. We wrote songs about our Professor Ollie. It was grand. Peter, Micah and I decided to ditch the second class, so we went to get boba. We also went to VONS, and had some fun with the picketers. Why don't they start thinking of how to resolve their problems, and spend less time creating non-catchy protest songs that don't rhyme?
I then went to run some errands, and had a little fun there. I then got the Blink CDs for Joel and myself. I dig it... it's pretty good. Went to work, ate dinner with Joel. Good day overall.
This woman at Red Robin was sitting at a table with her two kids, and her kids were being a little loud, but they were about 2 and 4 I guess... and the fuckin' Golden Girls are sitting at the next table, planning their next Ya-Ya Sisterhood meeting, and one of them turns to the woman and says "Can you please keep it down... I can't hear myself think!" Stupid bitch... This is why so many people support euthanasia.
I then went to run some errands, and had a little fun there. I then got the Blink CDs for Joel and myself. I dig it... it's pretty good. Went to work, ate dinner with Joel. Good day overall.
This woman at Red Robin was sitting at a table with her two kids, and her kids were being a little loud, but they were about 2 and 4 I guess... and the fuckin' Golden Girls are sitting at the next table, planning their next Ya-Ya Sisterhood meeting, and one of them turns to the woman and says "Can you please keep it down... I can't hear myself think!" Stupid bitch... This is why so many people support euthanasia.
FUCK XANGA
DRUMandCOKE: FUCK XANGA
Nimrod2728: seriously
Nimrod2728: fuck it with a spoon
That pretty much sums it all up... but I admit, Lara and I thought about straying away from BLOGGER, but it looks like we're stickin' with it.
Nimrod2728: seriously
Nimrod2728: fuck it with a spoon
That pretty much sums it all up... but I admit, Lara and I thought about straying away from BLOGGER, but it looks like we're stickin' with it.
THE MULLER REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN... AND ITS FOLLOWERS ARE BREEDING
Monday, November 17, 2003
Saves the Day- TOMORROW TOO LATE
Lara Moment of the Day (A Bonus Today)
Lara, complaining about stupid people not being able to drive, and she enters Michaels through the exit door
Asinine Question of the Day
Why the hell does Michael's sell totebags?
TOP FIVE SINGERS THAT I WOULD WANT IF I COULD MAKE A BAND
Chris Conley
Ace Enders
Jesse Lacey
Matt Pryor
Geoff Rickly
(As you can see... vocals/lyrics do mean a lot to me. Tomorrow will be singers that aren't in my TOP FIVE BANDS)
Ace Enders
Jesse Lacey
Matt Pryor
Geoff Rickly
(As you can see... vocals/lyrics do mean a lot to me. Tomorrow will be singers that aren't in my TOP FIVE BANDS)
Woke up this mornin' feeling fine. There was someone special on my mind...
I went to the mall today. I bought some new clothes from the GAP. I bought a pair of jeans, and I never wear jeans. I don't know why... I just never really liked them. Walking around the mall during the weekday morning is interesting. There are a lot of old people there. There are a few kids that ditched class. You could tell they belonged in high school, but ditched. They always look around, hoping they don't run into a parent, or a parole officer. It happens...
I then went to lunch with Lara and Grace. Lara seems to be fixated on callin' me a "slut-baggin' whore." She is pretty much callin' me a whore, who bags sluts. Uhhh Lara, I gave up baggin' sluts, I only bag nematoads now. (Hmmm... who is actually gonna get that obscure reference besides Joel? Lemme know if you do.)
We then went to Michael's cuz Lara wanted a totebag. Why the hell would Michael's sell totebags? Apparently they do though! Lara used to do ART OF THE SUMMER or something like that, so she knows the ropes.
I went to class. It was actually a pretty fun ECON class today. I earned 15.75 bonus points. That's gonna help my grade a lot. YAY.
I then went to UCSD to meet up with Joel. We walked from RIMAC to the Price Center to go see Dat Fan, aka "the asian guy that won LAST COMIC STANDING." He was pretty funny. Man, sometimes I wish I was asian. I really wished I was asian when I would hang out with Qui and Paul back in 9th and 10th grade. I said to myself "Am I really happy with who I am right now?" and then I decided that I'm gonna "stay who I am."
I then went to lunch with Lara and Grace. Lara seems to be fixated on callin' me a "slut-baggin' whore." She is pretty much callin' me a whore, who bags sluts. Uhhh Lara, I gave up baggin' sluts, I only bag nematoads now. (Hmmm... who is actually gonna get that obscure reference besides Joel? Lemme know if you do.)
We then went to Michael's cuz Lara wanted a totebag. Why the hell would Michael's sell totebags? Apparently they do though! Lara used to do ART OF THE SUMMER or something like that, so she knows the ropes.
I went to class. It was actually a pretty fun ECON class today. I earned 15.75 bonus points. That's gonna help my grade a lot. YAY.
I then went to UCSD to meet up with Joel. We walked from RIMAC to the Price Center to go see Dat Fan, aka "the asian guy that won LAST COMIC STANDING." He was pretty funny. Man, sometimes I wish I was asian. I really wished I was asian when I would hang out with Qui and Paul back in 9th and 10th grade. I said to myself "Am I really happy with who I am right now?" and then I decided that I'm gonna "stay who I am."
TOP FIVE DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE SONGS
We Laugh Indoors
The New Year
Title and Registration
Expo '86
Sound of Settling
The New Year
Title and Registration
Expo '86
Sound of Settling
Asinine Question of the Day
What do people outside of San Diego think of us?
Nada Surf- POPULAR
...Dude, they drive tanks in the neighborhoods of San Diego...
So I had band practice yesterday morning. Jillian gave me my birthday present. She gave me a Baloo stuffed animal, a Baloo & Mowgli still cell, and a Baloo pin. Jillian is great... she also gave me my yearbook back! I finally got to read all the nice things people wrote to me. Wow, I kinda sound shallow, oh well.
After that, I went to Linens & Things and Guitar Center... nothing too big.
I went to UCSD at 5:30 and hung out with Michelle and Brandy for a bit. I got my hair straightened. That was exciting. Brandy is cool stuff. We even have a handshake now. That's just how cool she is.
Michelle and I then went to see Death Cab for Cutie. They put on a pretty good show. I didn't know many of the songs, but they played all five songs that I wanted them to, so that was a plus. I'm glad Michelle had a great time. NADA SURF DIDN'T EVEN PLAY "POPULAR!"
After that, I went to Linens & Things and Guitar Center... nothing too big.
I went to UCSD at 5:30 and hung out with Michelle and Brandy for a bit. I got my hair straightened. That was exciting. Brandy is cool stuff. We even have a handshake now. That's just how cool she is.
Michelle and I then went to see Death Cab for Cutie. They put on a pretty good show. I didn't know many of the songs, but they played all five songs that I wanted them to, so that was a plus. I'm glad Michelle had a great time. NADA SURF DIDN'T EVEN PLAY "POPULAR!"
Sunday, November 16, 2003
TOP FIVE MARIO TENNIS CHARACTERS
Wario
Mario
Luigi
Waluigi
DK Jr.
Mario
Luigi
Waluigi
DK Jr.
"Ass"inine Question of the Day
Which gender takes it up the ass more? (prison isn't included... we're talkin' about consensual ass rammin' here.)
Death Cab for Cutie- We Laugh Indoors
Oops... missed a day. If this was a birth control pill, I'd be shot to hell
So yesterday was busy. I went to work in the morning. That was fun. There were a whole lotta people at the Wine Connection. All the free food around the mall was gone by the time Tina and I made our rounds. Too bad. I then picked up Joel and we went to see Ryan Kersheck's band play. BLUES ODYSSEY. They are a buncha talented guys... I'll give them that.
Then we went to Pei Wei to eat. I saw Jessica Lai there. I like Jessica... she was very nice. I haven't seen her since the Warped Tour, and I'm glad I got to see her again. I thought she quit Pei Wei, but I guess not. I also Brian Reagan. He's very flambouyant now... I don't know why.
Then we went to shoot pool, and I played horribly. Even more than usual. Then we went to Joel's house for some Mario Tennis and trampoline jumping. It was raining when we went to use the trampoline, so it was a no-go. Oh well.
Tonight is Death Cab for Cutie! YAY! I think it's only appropriate that the song of the day be Death Cab.
Then we went to Pei Wei to eat. I saw Jessica Lai there. I like Jessica... she was very nice. I haven't seen her since the Warped Tour, and I'm glad I got to see her again. I thought she quit Pei Wei, but I guess not. I also Brian Reagan. He's very flambouyant now... I don't know why.
Then we went to shoot pool, and I played horribly. Even more than usual. Then we went to Joel's house for some Mario Tennis and trampoline jumping. It was raining when we went to use the trampoline, so it was a no-go. Oh well.
Tonight is Death Cab for Cutie! YAY! I think it's only appropriate that the song of the day be Death Cab.
Saturday, November 15, 2003
TOP FIVE JESSE LACEY MOMENTS
Meeting Jesse
Shakin' Jesse's hand
Talking to Jesse about San Diego and college
Taking a picture with Jesse
Listening to Jesse sing "MISTAKES..."
Shakin' Jesse's hand
Talking to Jesse about San Diego and college
Taking a picture with Jesse
Listening to Jesse sing "MISTAKES..."
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
Why do some people masturbate in Chiropractors' offices?
Brand New- I Believe You But My Tommy Gun Don't
How I Like the Skin Stretched Over Your Bones...
Today was a pretty good day. I was doing my math homework in the morning, while watching the Nanny (as usual) when I heard my grandma talking to somebody. I didn't think much of it, until Tina came out of her room. Tina then started talking to my mom. I thought to myself, "what is my mom doin' home?" Apparently my mom took the day off, and didn't bother to tell me. I don't know what it is about her being home, but she always feels as if she has to comment on whatever I'm doing. "Homework in front of the TV? How does that work?!" "Mom, it's fine... I do it all the time, it doesn't bother me." "Yeah but it bothers me. I thought you were gonna clean your room."
Yeah yeah... I mean, it's great that she has the day off, but she doesn't even use it to rest or to do something fun, she still has to pick fights with me.
So anyway, after math class today... I went to hang out with Joel. We went to the usual eating facility, the Bell. After that, we went to his house and did some tramp-hoppin'. I haven't been on a tramp in a while... it took me a while, but I eventually got back in the groove o' things. I pulled a half-assed backflip. AND a 540, despite what Joel says about the positioning of my feet.
I then met Tina at home, and we met Lara and Alex for the Brand New show. The first band up was Eisley. Now I didn't mind them too much... I thought they did pretty well. It's not usually the type of music I listen to, but they were decent. Tina, Lara and Alex despised them for some reason. I don't think any of 'em really gave Eisley a chance, but I didn't expect too, because I knew once they saw a female vocalist, they'd shun them immediately. I was right.
Then after Eisley, Lara and I got to meet Brand New backstage. While we were waiting with the rest of the Street Teamers, some girl asked Lara if we were in the right spot. Lara said yes, and asked the girl if she was part of the street team, the girl answered yes, and Lara replied, "Oh, I'm the leader of the street team" in a very snooty, Veruca Salt-ish attitude. Geeze Lara... chill out.
So Lara and I ended up going backstage. Right when I walked in the room, I saw Jesse there, while Garrett was sitting on the couch. Brian followed us in there, and Vinnie showed up a minute later. Lara and I just stood there for a few seconds, then Jesse told all of us we could sit down. Lara and I snagged a nice little couch. Vinnie came around and gave us all high fives... which I thought was very nice. Then Lara took a picture with him, and then with Brian. This girl was pestering Jesse to teach her how to play "Soco Amaretto Lime" on the guitar that she requested from the stagehand, but Jesse walked over to me, and said "Hey man, what's up? What's your name?" and shook my hand. He then sat next to me, and we conversed for a bit. I took a picture with him. We talked about college, and about how nice San Diego is. Jesse is a really great guy. He seems so genuine. Brian is really nice too. I got a picture with him too. Garrett didn't bother me, he was nice. He let me take a picture with him too. But Vinnie- he wasn't very nice. He said that he didn't like taking pictures, and that people that ask for pictures annoy him. WANK. At the end, Jesse came up to Lara and me and thanked us, and shook our hands, and went to warm up. GREAT EXPERIENCE.
I saw Carly at the show. I talked to her for a minute. Nice to catch up with old friends. Paul showed up... then Brand New played. They were really damn good. Their light show was really good too. I liked the set list that they selected. I coulda done with a little MAGAZINES, but hey, I didn't expect it. Nice touch when Jesse sang "MISTAKES WE KNEW WE WERE MAKING" during 70 X 7. Overall, great show. I didn't see much of Hot Rod Circuit, cuz of the meet & greet, but I still had a blast. THANKS FOR INVITING ME LARA! YOU MAKE ME SMILE! AND SO DOES YOUR NEW HAIRCUT! CONNOR OBERST, LOOK OUT!
Yeah yeah... I mean, it's great that she has the day off, but she doesn't even use it to rest or to do something fun, she still has to pick fights with me.
So anyway, after math class today... I went to hang out with Joel. We went to the usual eating facility, the Bell. After that, we went to his house and did some tramp-hoppin'. I haven't been on a tramp in a while... it took me a while, but I eventually got back in the groove o' things. I pulled a half-assed backflip. AND a 540, despite what Joel says about the positioning of my feet.
I then met Tina at home, and we met Lara and Alex for the Brand New show. The first band up was Eisley. Now I didn't mind them too much... I thought they did pretty well. It's not usually the type of music I listen to, but they were decent. Tina, Lara and Alex despised them for some reason. I don't think any of 'em really gave Eisley a chance, but I didn't expect too, because I knew once they saw a female vocalist, they'd shun them immediately. I was right.
Then after Eisley, Lara and I got to meet Brand New backstage. While we were waiting with the rest of the Street Teamers, some girl asked Lara if we were in the right spot. Lara said yes, and asked the girl if she was part of the street team, the girl answered yes, and Lara replied, "Oh, I'm the leader of the street team" in a very snooty, Veruca Salt-ish attitude. Geeze Lara... chill out.
So Lara and I ended up going backstage. Right when I walked in the room, I saw Jesse there, while Garrett was sitting on the couch. Brian followed us in there, and Vinnie showed up a minute later. Lara and I just stood there for a few seconds, then Jesse told all of us we could sit down. Lara and I snagged a nice little couch. Vinnie came around and gave us all high fives... which I thought was very nice. Then Lara took a picture with him, and then with Brian. This girl was pestering Jesse to teach her how to play "Soco Amaretto Lime" on the guitar that she requested from the stagehand, but Jesse walked over to me, and said "Hey man, what's up? What's your name?" and shook my hand. He then sat next to me, and we conversed for a bit. I took a picture with him. We talked about college, and about how nice San Diego is. Jesse is a really great guy. He seems so genuine. Brian is really nice too. I got a picture with him too. Garrett didn't bother me, he was nice. He let me take a picture with him too. But Vinnie- he wasn't very nice. He said that he didn't like taking pictures, and that people that ask for pictures annoy him. WANK. At the end, Jesse came up to Lara and me and thanked us, and shook our hands, and went to warm up. GREAT EXPERIENCE.
I saw Carly at the show. I talked to her for a minute. Nice to catch up with old friends. Paul showed up... then Brand New played. They were really damn good. Their light show was really good too. I liked the set list that they selected. I coulda done with a little MAGAZINES, but hey, I didn't expect it. Nice touch when Jesse sang "MISTAKES WE KNEW WE WERE MAKING" during 70 X 7. Overall, great show. I didn't see much of Hot Rod Circuit, cuz of the meet & greet, but I still had a blast. THANKS FOR INVITING ME LARA! YOU MAKE ME SMILE! AND SO DOES YOUR NEW HAIRCUT! CONNOR OBERST, LOOK OUT!
Friday, November 14, 2003
School? Heh...
I ditched school today. It's boring. I don't do anything... so I gave Micah a drum lesson instead. After our lesson, we went to Subway. While waiting in line... this stupid bitch was waiting for her sandwich to get toasted, while the guy behind her is watching the employee make his sandwich. All of a sudden, the girl looks at the guy's sandwich and says "Uh... aren't you supposed to put six slices of turkey on a turkey sandwich?" and the employee just looks at her quizically and says "uh... what?" and she responds "Well I work at Subway, and at my place, we are required to put six slices of turkey on a turkey sandwich." and the employee says "Uh... this is a cold cut trio." and the girl goes "Oh OK... then you're doing it right."
STUPID BITCH. It's people like this that make me question anti-abortion beliefs.
After that, I went to PTS and helped Grace with some of her work. Man, that Grace is a speed demon at her job. I don't know how she does it. I admire her for that... she's a helluva hard worker.
After that, I went to pick up Michelle and went to the Scene to pick up some concert tickets. Stupid traffic... it took us 40 minutes to get from UCSD to UTC. That's ludacris! But I haven't hung out with Michelle, just the two of us... in a long time. We tried to think back, and we deduced that the last time we hung out together, just the two of us... the Hot Hot Heat show, back in September. That's a loooong time. During the summer we would hang out constantly. Oh well... we're both very busy now. It was inevitable I guess.
STUPID BITCH. It's people like this that make me question anti-abortion beliefs.
After that, I went to PTS and helped Grace with some of her work. Man, that Grace is a speed demon at her job. I don't know how she does it. I admire her for that... she's a helluva hard worker.
After that, I went to pick up Michelle and went to the Scene to pick up some concert tickets. Stupid traffic... it took us 40 minutes to get from UCSD to UTC. That's ludacris! But I haven't hung out with Michelle, just the two of us... in a long time. We tried to think back, and we deduced that the last time we hung out together, just the two of us... the Hot Hot Heat show, back in September. That's a loooong time. During the summer we would hang out constantly. Oh well... we're both very busy now. It was inevitable I guess.
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
If Ariel from the Little Mermaid stays outside of the water too long, will her fingers get all pruny?
(Submitted by Lara Stapley)
Clever Lara... I get it- Prince Eric. How witty...
(Submitted by Lara Stapley)
Clever Lara... I get it- Prince Eric. How witty...
TOP FIVE THINGS TO DO IN TRAFFIC
Call people and bitch to them about traffic
Listen to your music really loudly, and check out the reactions of the surrounding people
Pretend to play drums, and check out the reactions of the surrounding people
Text message people
Roll down your window and talk to the other people and say "So, what are you doing?"
Listen to your music really loudly, and check out the reactions of the surrounding people
Pretend to play drums, and check out the reactions of the surrounding people
Text message people
Roll down your window and talk to the other people and say "So, what are you doing?"
Thursday, November 13, 2003
21 and Invincible- SOMETHING CORPORATE
CDs Are Like People- They Both Deserve Second Chances...
I'll admit, at first... when I listened to the Something Corporate CD "North" I didn't really like it too much. But now I am here listening to it... and I must say, it is very good. That just goes to show you... first impressions aren't everything.
Commercial Idea...
So I'm a sick fuck... and I was drivin' down the road, and I saw a van with vacuum advertisements on it. They were pretty lame slogans, like "Cleaning The World." So I thought, hmm... I could think of much better slogans! Here's my idea for the commercial:
So a man comes home from work to find his wife sitting on the couch, watching TV. He notices that there are stains all over the carpet. He says "Weren't you supposed to clean the house while I was gone?!" and the wife responds, "I didn't feel like scrubbing today." So the guy puts down his briefcase, and says "Well... you know what you hafta do." So the woman shrugs her shoulders, turns off the TV, and walks over to the closet, and grabs some kneepads.
Then we have a wash over the screen, with the product name on it. HOOVER, IT SUCKS... SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
I'd like some input for all of you. Thanks
So a man comes home from work to find his wife sitting on the couch, watching TV. He notices that there are stains all over the carpet. He says "Weren't you supposed to clean the house while I was gone?!" and the wife responds, "I didn't feel like scrubbing today." So the guy puts down his briefcase, and says "Well... you know what you hafta do." So the woman shrugs her shoulders, turns off the TV, and walks over to the closet, and grabs some kneepads.
Then we have a wash over the screen, with the product name on it. HOOVER, IT SUCKS... SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
I'd like some input for all of you. Thanks
Wednesday, November 12, 2003
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
If you pushed your naked clone off of a building... would it be considered:
a) murder?
b) suicide?
c) making an obscene clone fall?
a) murder?
b) suicide?
c) making an obscene clone fall?
What's the matter you?
Went to lunch today. Good stuff... Tina came along. Then I went to math class which was boring as hell. I then called up Paul, and he came and picked me up and we went to his place to study. We didn't study that much. I pretty much just hung out there, talking to Paul and his roommate. Daniel is good people. Christina Bishar would think so. Then Paul and I went to Econ and took a test. Not the best class... but hey, what can ya do?! Lara picked me up from school... (10 minutes late) and took my back to PTS. I worked there a little... then I hung out with Paul a little.
We went to Soup Plantation. There was this little girl next to us that would cough at least twice every minute. I'm not even exaggerating... she wouldn't stop coughing. It was quite unappetizing and annoying.
Michelle: I grabbed a muffin and ate a little bit of it and said: "It was the best day..." and Paul just looked at me, and continued eating. So uneducated.
Paul and I decided that Soup Plantation doesn't have nearly enough selection. We were a little irked by this... maybe it was the lack of selection- maybe it was the coughing girl... but something inside of us told us that we had to do somethind drastic. So Paul and I slowly, nonchalantly got out of our booth, went to the buffet line, each grabbed two baked potatoes... shoved them in our pockets, and walked out. Haha fuckers... teach you to mess with the original Wildboyz.
We went to Soup Plantation. There was this little girl next to us that would cough at least twice every minute. I'm not even exaggerating... she wouldn't stop coughing. It was quite unappetizing and annoying.
Michelle: I grabbed a muffin and ate a little bit of it and said: "It was the best day..." and Paul just looked at me, and continued eating. So uneducated.
Paul and I decided that Soup Plantation doesn't have nearly enough selection. We were a little irked by this... maybe it was the lack of selection- maybe it was the coughing girl... but something inside of us told us that we had to do somethind drastic. So Paul and I slowly, nonchalantly got out of our booth, went to the buffet line, each grabbed two baked potatoes... shoved them in our pockets, and walked out. Haha fuckers... teach you to mess with the original Wildboyz.
STEEL TRAIN- I WANT YOU BACK
Little did Lara know... I was playing Steel Train and work... and I asked her "Lara, do you like this song?" and she said "It's not too bad!" Oooooh... count one for Jack "I'm not deaf but I sound like I am" Antinoff
I'm tired......
So I turned 18. I'm an adult now. I don't feel much different. I can do a lot more things now... which will be good. I'm happy about that.
Last night I was talking to Ursula online. I talked to her from about 11:30 till 2:00 online, then I called her and talked to her on the phone for four hours. I didn't go to sleep till 6:00. I woke up at 10:00 today. I then went over to pick up Paul to go to a study session with Peter. Paul was sleeping when I got there. Typical. Peter just woke up at 11:15, and wasn't gonna get there till 12:30. I just watched Paul's roommate play video games. Enough fun for me I guess... he's a chill guy.
I went to class, and I slept. I slept during both classes. Both were pretty damn boring if you ask me. We don't do anything in those classes. Paul hasn't been to class in three weeks before Tuesday.
After class, I went home... and got some visitors, which is always nice. I don't usually get unexpected visitors, but I was very happy. Joel and Michelle came over, and we hung out for a bit, until Micah and my family showed up. We went out to dinner to celebrate my birthday. We went to 150 Grand. I had a good time, and I hope everyone else did too.
I usually throw in jokes in my blogs to make them more funny... but today, I don't know. I am runnin' on 4 hours of sleep. Sorry...
Last night I was talking to Ursula online. I talked to her from about 11:30 till 2:00 online, then I called her and talked to her on the phone for four hours. I didn't go to sleep till 6:00. I woke up at 10:00 today. I then went over to pick up Paul to go to a study session with Peter. Paul was sleeping when I got there. Typical. Peter just woke up at 11:15, and wasn't gonna get there till 12:30. I just watched Paul's roommate play video games. Enough fun for me I guess... he's a chill guy.
I went to class, and I slept. I slept during both classes. Both were pretty damn boring if you ask me. We don't do anything in those classes. Paul hasn't been to class in three weeks before Tuesday.
After class, I went home... and got some visitors, which is always nice. I don't usually get unexpected visitors, but I was very happy. Joel and Michelle came over, and we hung out for a bit, until Micah and my family showed up. We went out to dinner to celebrate my birthday. We went to 150 Grand. I had a good time, and I hope everyone else did too.
I usually throw in jokes in my blogs to make them more funny... but today, I don't know. I am runnin' on 4 hours of sleep. Sorry...
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
What if doing the hokey pokey is what it's all about?
(Submitted by none other than, Lara Stapley)
(Submitted by none other than, Lara Stapley)
KELLY SONG- THE MOVIELIFE
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
BETTER ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
If I started having sex with a minor at 11:58pm on Monday, and finished at 12:02am on Tuesday (that's right... I'm all that is man) could I be arrested for underage sexual relations?
I don't feel smarter...
Well today is the 11th, but let's recap. Yesterday I was a little pissed cuz Paul borrowed my econ book to do the HW on Saturday, and was supposed to return it on Sunday. He never did. So I had to go to his house during break and do the HW. So we went to McDonalds after... and as we were drivin' back to school... these two guys with shaved heads and earrings pull up next to us. When the light turns green, the passenger yells "Hey... HEY!" and I just keep drivin'. Then he pulls up to us again, and yells "Hey!" so I turn off my music and listen to him. He says "Why the hell would somebody put so many damn ugly stickers on a truck?" and I just looked at him and in a monotone voice replied "I DON'T KNOW." Then he said "I think a person like that hasta be a little 'ya know...' " and did a little rocking motion with his hand, implying that I was gay. Lovely banter we had. He fuckin' interrupted THE SCIENTIST for that? Paul and I kinda just shrugged it off.
Then I went to econ and was bored for a bit more... and then went to Grace's office to order CDs. At night Tina presented me with a CD wallet, (200 CDs... better get started... Michelle, it comes pre-circumsized!) some socks cuz she claims I always wear hers, (she's not ENTIRELY wrong) and a snazzy shirt. THANKS TINA! YOU'RE THE BEST SISTER EVER!
Then I went to econ and was bored for a bit more... and then went to Grace's office to order CDs. At night Tina presented me with a CD wallet, (200 CDs... better get started... Michelle, it comes pre-circumsized!) some socks cuz she claims I always wear hers, (she's not ENTIRELY wrong) and a snazzy shirt. THANKS TINA! YOU'RE THE BEST SISTER EVER!
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
How many of you reading this were friends with me when I was 16?
NOFX- NEW HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG
happy birthday, you're not special. you're getting older, but not much better. we all want to embarrass you, that's why we're singing this song. so happy fucking birthday. you're not special. you're not special.
TOP FIVE THINGS I CAN LEGALLY DO NOW
Vote
Buy Lottery Tickets
Buy Cigarettes
Go to Strip Clubs
Gamble at Indian Reservations
Buy Lottery Tickets
Buy Cigarettes
Go to Strip Clubs
Gamble at Indian Reservations
Monday, November 10, 2003
TOP FIVE THINGS I WATCHED TODAY
Queer Eye For the Straight Guy
Batman Returns
Punk'd
Viva La Bam
Wildboyz
Batman Returns
Punk'd
Viva La Bam
Wildboyz
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
How did the Penguin a.k.a. Oswald Cobblepot from BATMAN RETURNS learn to speak English, if he was raised by penguins?
(Question submitted by Lara Stapley)
Feel free to submit questions for the AQOTD!
Tom3489@hotmail.com or IM: DRUMandCOKE
(Question submitted by Lara Stapley)
Feel free to submit questions for the AQOTD!
Tom3489@hotmail.com or IM: DRUMandCOKE
THE EARLY NOVEMBER f/ Kenny Vasoli of THE STARTING LINE- FLUXY
MAN YOUR BATTLESHIPS (along with your own jackhammers and battlestations)
So I woke up this morning... and even though I knew my cousins were downstairs, I decided to kick back in my bed and listen to The Early November and The Get Up Kids. All of a sudden Talia starts bangin' on my door and in a droning monotone voice says "BREAKFAST IS READY." Young punks... think they're so cool.
Went downstairs, had breakfast... and lounged with the family. We watched Batman Returns. It was pretty comical seeing it now. I never realized how horny that Penguin was. It makes sense I guess... he probably couldn't masturbate too well with those deformed flippers. I'm sure there were attempts, but not any involving full release. Poor guy.
After a while, we went to K-5 to get my present from my parents. I got a purdy watch. YAY.
Went downstairs, had breakfast... and lounged with the family. We watched Batman Returns. It was pretty comical seeing it now. I never realized how horny that Penguin was. It makes sense I guess... he probably couldn't masturbate too well with those deformed flippers. I'm sure there were attempts, but not any involving full release. Poor guy.
After a while, we went to K-5 to get my present from my parents. I got a purdy watch. YAY.
Sunday, November 09, 2003
Constants Aren't So... Constant Anymore
Woke up and watched E! this morning. I don't really know why. Then I went out to lunch with my mom, grandma, aunt, and three cousins. Chili's. Then I picked up Virge and dropped him off at the movies where Brian was awaiting. Then I picked up Joel. I pointed out this huge fossilized insect that seems to have flown underneath the hood of my truck. So after that... we met Lara and saw ELF. I thought it was pretty good. The feelgood movie of the year maybe. It made me happy at the end. I felt all warm inside, and my tongue started to swell. The last time anything swelled at the movie theaters for me was SHOWGIRLS. ABSOLUTELY FRIGHTENING. So after that, Joel and I shot some stick. Now I was gonna play some Billy Idol, but these old guys kept rantin' and ravin' about how good the country crap was that was already playing, so I held back. They were singin' along to THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA. Great stuff.
Then after that, I dropped off Joel, and went to Stater Bros... now apparently there are some interesting people that shop there. For instance, the guy I first saw in the parking lot and later inside, that would only turn in 90 degree angles. Now, what's the point of that? I don't really know. And how about the dumb fuckers that go into the express lanes with 24 items?! I had to buy a head of iceberg lettuce and a container of sour cream... and I was there for 20 minutes! That's crap!
Then I picked up Talia and Olivia... and Lara and Grace came over, and the whole family watched FINDING NEMO. It was a Bishar Family Night at its finest. Lara, Talia and Olivia are sleeping downstairs right now. Lara and I made cookies for the family. Lara thought it would be a brilliant idea to make the cookies in cupcake form. So she put the cookie dough in the cupcake pan. They look so pathetic. They're like impotent old men... they just wouldn't rise.
Then after that, I dropped off Joel, and went to Stater Bros... now apparently there are some interesting people that shop there. For instance, the guy I first saw in the parking lot and later inside, that would only turn in 90 degree angles. Now, what's the point of that? I don't really know. And how about the dumb fuckers that go into the express lanes with 24 items?! I had to buy a head of iceberg lettuce and a container of sour cream... and I was there for 20 minutes! That's crap!
Then I picked up Talia and Olivia... and Lara and Grace came over, and the whole family watched FINDING NEMO. It was a Bishar Family Night at its finest. Lara, Talia and Olivia are sleeping downstairs right now. Lara and I made cookies for the family. Lara thought it would be a brilliant idea to make the cookies in cupcake form. So she put the cookie dough in the cupcake pan. They look so pathetic. They're like impotent old men... they just wouldn't rise.
THE GET UP KIDS- RED LETTER DAY
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
How big is STEVE BURNS of BLUES CLUES really gonna get as a singer?
Saturday, November 08, 2003
Ninth to Finish...
Hey Alex... lemme see some of his stuff. If it's good, then maybe I'll get a shirt or five! Just don't fuckin' tell me it's all black. Damn people and their damn black T-Shirts... there are too damn many of 'em.
CONCERT OF THE CENTURY? Hmmm... touche.
CONCERT OF THE CENTURY? Hmmm... touche.
Postponed Plans...
Looks like I'm going out to lunch with the family today. OK, so Lara and Joel... here's the skinny. ELF is at 2:50 @ Weigand. Joel's home... Lara's workin'... good place I'd say. So the movie is 90 minutes long... so then Lara can go pick up Alex, and Joel and I can go shoot some stick. Speaking of sticks... what's brown and sticky? Lemme know if this is a problem for either of you. Good Riddance. (Time of your Life?)
STRAYLIGHT RUN- IT'S FOR THE BEST
TOP FIVE LARA QUOTES
"She's a great pianoist." UHHH LARA... THAT'S PIANIST. "Yeah right... funny. like penis"
"YOU SICK FUCK!" (after I asked her to throw away my trash... and she hit me after she realized she had a piece of gum in her hand.)
"Beans is the fuckin' ugliest kid in the world. I'd rather have a retarded kid than him!"
"So she was a Nic?"
"The last three times I went to IHOP, I've choked. LET'S GO AFTER THE SHOW!"
"YOU SICK FUCK!" (after I asked her to throw away my trash... and she hit me after she realized she had a piece of gum in her hand.)
"Beans is the fuckin' ugliest kid in the world. I'd rather have a retarded kid than him!"
"So she was a Nic?"
"The last three times I went to IHOP, I've choked. LET'S GO AFTER THE SHOW!"
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
Why hasn't GRUMLEE been signed yet?
Tornadoes Are For the Sucks...
So I went out to lunch with Lara and Grace today. It was pleasant. Grace orders lunch like a madwoman. Too confusing for my simple mind. "I LIKE BASKETTI!"
I went to math class for about twenty minutes... then just walked out. It was too boring for me. Then I came home and drummed a bit, and refined the verse to my band's new song. Then I waited an hour in traffic... and picked up Joel. Went to Islands. Joel dropped a nickel into his little cup of ranch dressing. God knows why. It's Joel... he doesn't need a reason. He's smart... it musta been for the good of the universe somehow.
Then Joel and I went to Tower Records... which was a bust. Then we walked around UCSD because all the future Yao-Mings of the world had taken over all the basketball courts. So we just did some strollin'.
After that, Joel gave me my birthday present. It was a mix CD that he made me. It has some acoustic Thursday, some Emo-Capella, some acoustic Midtown, and an up-and-comer named GRUMLEE. This guy is pure talent. Check him out!
Then we met Lara and went to the Straylight Run/New Amsterdams show. The opening band was Jamison Parker... and I must say, they were pretty good. The second band was OK. I didn't even look at them once. I closed my eyes and fell asleep. Then the New Amsterdams played. It was only Matt Pryor though... and let me tell you... that guy is one funny man. And he's a great musician/singer too. Straylight Run was pretty damn good too. Michelle is so damn hot. You show me something hotter than a female musician, and I'll show you a man at a loss for words.
I got Matt Pryor to sign my TNA shirt, and I took a picture with him. He's a nice guy... really, he is. He even tells Michael Jackson jokes!
I went to math class for about twenty minutes... then just walked out. It was too boring for me. Then I came home and drummed a bit, and refined the verse to my band's new song. Then I waited an hour in traffic... and picked up Joel. Went to Islands. Joel dropped a nickel into his little cup of ranch dressing. God knows why. It's Joel... he doesn't need a reason. He's smart... it musta been for the good of the universe somehow.
Then Joel and I went to Tower Records... which was a bust. Then we walked around UCSD because all the future Yao-Mings of the world had taken over all the basketball courts. So we just did some strollin'.
After that, Joel gave me my birthday present. It was a mix CD that he made me. It has some acoustic Thursday, some Emo-Capella, some acoustic Midtown, and an up-and-comer named GRUMLEE. This guy is pure talent. Check him out!
Then we met Lara and went to the Straylight Run/New Amsterdams show. The opening band was Jamison Parker... and I must say, they were pretty good. The second band was OK. I didn't even look at them once. I closed my eyes and fell asleep. Then the New Amsterdams played. It was only Matt Pryor though... and let me tell you... that guy is one funny man. And he's a great musician/singer too. Straylight Run was pretty damn good too. Michelle is so damn hot. You show me something hotter than a female musician, and I'll show you a man at a loss for words.
I got Matt Pryor to sign my TNA shirt, and I took a picture with him. He's a nice guy... really, he is. He even tells Michael Jackson jokes!
Friday, November 07, 2003
I even get ridiculed in my own dreams...
I had a dream last night... and in my dream I robbed a country club. Wait no, that was Buddy.
I have a dream... wait no, that was that cat MLK Jr.
In my dream... I was mocked by Michelle and Alex Stapley because I didn't partake in phone sex. What the hell? Alex was callin' me a pansy because I didn't like having phone sex, and Michelle would point and laugh at me. Jeeze... you two are jerks. Joel just stood by and said "If he doesn't wanna have phone sex... then don't force him! It's his life!" Thanks Joel... thanks for havin' my back. I got your back when it comes to your hair... not your back hair, oh you get what I mean.
I have a dream... wait no, that was that cat MLK Jr.
In my dream... I was mocked by Michelle and Alex Stapley because I didn't partake in phone sex. What the hell? Alex was callin' me a pansy because I didn't like having phone sex, and Michelle would point and laugh at me. Jeeze... you two are jerks. Joel just stood by and said "If he doesn't wanna have phone sex... then don't force him! It's his life!" Thanks Joel... thanks for havin' my back. I got your back when it comes to your hair... not your back hair, oh you get what I mean.
I'm Feelin' This
I would like to publically thank Laura B. Condy... for informing me about the Blink 182 ticket sale goin' on at Lou's. Thanks to her, Joel and I have secured two tickets for the show on the 21st and two CDs on the 18th. Thanks Laura... I'll voluntarily grope you now!
TOP FIVE PICK UP LINES
You make my software turn to hardware!
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my Nobel Prize, have you seen it?
Would you like to come over tonight? You can bring some friends... my face seats five
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my penis?
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... I have warts, and soon you will too
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my Nobel Prize, have you seen it?
Would you like to come over tonight? You can bring some friends... my face seats five
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my penis?
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... I have warts, and soon you will too
Thursday, November 06, 2003
TOP FIVE "TOUGH CROWD" PEOPLE
Greg Giraldo
Nick DiPaolo
Patrice O'Neal
Jim Norton
Colin Quinn
Nick DiPaolo
Patrice O'Neal
Jim Norton
Colin Quinn
So Tired So Tired of Her Bein' Sick
Micah came over and I gave him drum lessons today. He's improving... I can feel it. I wrote a bass line that I fuckin' loved... but I forgot it. Went to lunch with Micah and Paul... then we went to run some errands with Paul. The three of us decided not to go to school today. Ehh, probably for the best. We don't do shit on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I wanted to take a nap in a cold room, I'd go to class. Wow, my jokes aren't what they used to be. So I came home, played my drums for a bit... and pretty much sat on my ass and watched TV for a bit. Relaxing day really. Tomorrow is STRAYLIGHT RUN & THE NEW AMSTERDAMS. Should be riveting. Maybe I shoulda given Jamisonparker a chance. I don't really remember thinkin' they were anything special, but hey... Lara and Joel can't both be wrong... or can they? We'll find out tomorrow.
THE GET UP KIDS- MICHELE WITH ONE "L"
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
Have you (mostly Joel, Patrick, Scott and Alex... and sometimes Lara) noticed how freakin' hot Suzanne Somers is?
Wednesday, November 05, 2003
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
How much weed does a person have to smoke to come up with an idea like THE MATRIX?
TOP FIVE BANDS WITH COLORS IN THEIR NAME
Yellowcard
Green Day
Vendetta Red
The White Stripes
Red Animal War
Green Day
Vendetta Red
The White Stripes
Red Animal War
THE GET UP KIDS- DON'T HATE ME
I'm in a FOUR MINUTE MILE mood!
Kids Really Do Say the Darndest Things...
Just saw the Matrix with Micah and the Allens. Pretty good. Hurt my head a little. The best line was when we were walking out of the theater... a kid my age turns to his friend-
Kid 1- Did you like it?
Kid 2- I thought it was pretty good.
Kid 1- Yeah... but it was a bit more far fetched than the first two.
Kid 1- Did you like it?
Kid 2- I thought it was pretty good.
Kid 1- Yeah... but it was a bit more far fetched than the first two.
Lara... You Make Me Giggle Like a Schoolgirl
Uhhh... I see nothing wrong with www.sandiegopunk.com . I just checked it this morning, and I checked it right now. Seems to be running fine. I think that water that you got at the Thursday show might have been spiked with something. Oh wait, you didn't drink it... cuz you think it's a priceless heirloom.
I got some more news for you Lara. Straight from the mouth of Deena... Miss Ace Deuce herself. SKIN has been cancelled.
Today is Micah's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICAH!!!
I got some more news for you Lara. Straight from the mouth of Deena... Miss Ace Deuce herself. SKIN has been cancelled.
Today is Micah's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICAH!!!
That's Life Bro...
Tuesday, November 04, 2003
Whoa man... I'm swiss.
Peter and I were bored in class, so we made up a new slang term. Swiss. Now I know what you're thinking... a) when do you use it? and b) can I still use ACE? Well of course you can still use ACE! That word will live on forever! It'll live along with SAF, and BITCHEN. Anyway... back to Swiss. Lemme give you an example...
Laura: Coheed and Cambria rocks my socks!
Nina: They're no Dixie Chicks! Coheed and Cambria pales in comparison!
Laura: No way... C&C is much better. You can even ask Tim!
Nina: Tim, who is better? Coheed and Cambria or the Dixie Chicks?
Tim: Whoa guys, I'm swiss. I'm not gettin' in the middle of this.
So as you can clearly see, SWISS means Neutral... like our History books tell us. So if you are ever in a situation in which you do not want to be a part of... just take a step back and say "Whoa man... I'm swiss."
Laura: Coheed and Cambria rocks my socks!
Nina: They're no Dixie Chicks! Coheed and Cambria pales in comparison!
Laura: No way... C&C is much better. You can even ask Tim!
Nina: Tim, who is better? Coheed and Cambria or the Dixie Chicks?
Tim: Whoa guys, I'm swiss. I'm not gettin' in the middle of this.
So as you can clearly see, SWISS means Neutral... like our History books tell us. So if you are ever in a situation in which you do not want to be a part of... just take a step back and say "Whoa man... I'm swiss."
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
Why on earth do I have a Chicago Bulls Trashcan?!
Am I Really That Ungrateful?
So last night, after the Thursday show, I came home and started working on my essays. In all fairness, I waiting till 12:30 this morning to start on them, but hey... let's not split hairs. I was talkin' to people online- The Tritons, Ursula... I was pretty darn busy. Michelle got offline, and Joel followed soon after. I talked to Ursula till about 2:00 or so. When she got offline, I decided that I was gonna crack down and finish my essays before I slept. I got about 150 words into the first essay, before I said FUCK IT, and put down my Coke, and fell asleep. Stupid essays. So I woke up at 7:30, and worked on them. The first one sucked. It was about an Indian story called the Bagavad-Gita. The second one was about gun control. For the second one, I just kept typing and typing and typing till I had nothing more to say. I checked the word count. 1,001. The minimum is 1,000. Worked for me!!!
I was supposed to go out to lunch with Peter, Micah and Paul, but Peter was still workin' on his essay... Micah got stuck in traffic, and Paul's car broke down yesterday. So instead, I waited for Micah, then we went to pick up Paul, and we got some lunch, then Micah and I went to class. Suprisingly, Paul ditched. Unheard of, I know. I couldn't stay awake for the first class. Just so boring. The second class was no bowl of fruit either. Work was enjoyable I guess. A whole lotta lifting. I had to put 30 wooden cases of wine in a storage locker. That wasn't as fun as it sounds.
I got home and augmented REPITITION, the lastest Run Home Jack song.
I then had a Tanner-Family Talk with my sister and my parents. Looks like we're doin' some cleaning around the house... and the first thing that's gettin' cleaned is my attitude, and my wallet. No more "galavanting around the city." I gotta pay for my own gas... which means Joel, you get to drive to more concerts now. YAY FOR JOEL!
I was supposed to go out to lunch with Peter, Micah and Paul, but Peter was still workin' on his essay... Micah got stuck in traffic, and Paul's car broke down yesterday. So instead, I waited for Micah, then we went to pick up Paul, and we got some lunch, then Micah and I went to class. Suprisingly, Paul ditched. Unheard of, I know. I couldn't stay awake for the first class. Just so boring. The second class was no bowl of fruit either. Work was enjoyable I guess. A whole lotta lifting. I had to put 30 wooden cases of wine in a storage locker. That wasn't as fun as it sounds.
I got home and augmented REPITITION, the lastest Run Home Jack song.
I then had a Tanner-Family Talk with my sister and my parents. Looks like we're doin' some cleaning around the house... and the first thing that's gettin' cleaned is my attitude, and my wallet. No more "galavanting around the city." I gotta pay for my own gas... which means Joel, you get to drive to more concerts now. YAY FOR JOEL!
THE EARLY NOVEMBER- ASHALA ROCK
TOP FIVE USES OF THAT LITTLE POUCH THAT OLLIE CARRIES ON HIS BELT
Weed
Change
Contact Solution
A Really Hi-Tech Tiny Phone
For Looks
Change
Contact Solution
A Really Hi-Tech Tiny Phone
For Looks
TOP FIVE FRIENDS I'M GLAD I SAW TODAY
Matt
Ryan
Jillian
Joe
Alex Thibeau
Ryan
Jillian
Joe
Alex Thibeau
Asinine Question of the Day
If your hair was as abundant and spacious as Claudio "Dirty" Sanchez's, would you bother using a pillow when you sleep?
Thursday- WAR ALL THE TIME
The Only Thing That Matters Today...
Went to the Thursday show tonight. WOW. Coheed and Cambria was pretty good. I dare not speak ill of C&C, especially Claudio. But let's just say... he missed some spots. That's all I'm sayin'! Thrice was pretty good too. Especially THE ARTIST AND THE AMBULANCE. During their set, the guitarist from C&C threw a fun size Milky Way at Lara from the upper floor. Lara liked it. She's never gonna eat it. The drummer then threw me a bottle of water. Lara begged me not to drink it... and even bought me another bottle and kept the C&C for herself. What a fan.
Thursday. WOW. They were amazing. They are up there with Saves the Day for the best live show. Geoff has so much energy. The whole band was amazing. They only played one song during the encore, but I'm glad it was that song. (see SONG OF THE DAY)
Thursday. WOW. They were amazing. They are up there with Saves the Day for the best live show. Geoff has so much energy. The whole band was amazing. They only played one song during the encore, but I'm glad it was that song. (see SONG OF THE DAY)
Sunday, November 02, 2003
ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY
If you could only eat one type of nut for the rest of your life, what kind of nut would it be?
NEW FEATURE ON MY BLOG!!!
That's right folks. I have a new feature on this blog. It's gonna be THE ASININE QUESTION OF THE DAY! Now I'm sure people are gonna rip this off, like they do with my TOP FIVE list. Yeah, they augment it into a TOP TEN list, but still... we all know where the idea came from. Same with my song of the day. People go and take it, and change it to LYRICS of the day. So are we just supposed to go and read the lyrics and not listen to the music? That's crazy. But anyway, if you like my question and want to answer it... feel free to let me know your answer with an IM to me. My instant messenger is always on. DRUMandCOKE
Sunday=Funday
I was supposed to go see Matt today so I could drop off his Thursday ticket... so he could meet us at SOMA tomorrow night, but nooooo. My mom had different plans entirely. She made me go to COSTCO with her... or aka "HELL IN BULK." So I couldn't see Matt after, cuz he was busy. So I didn't see him. As a matter of fact, I didn't see any of my friends today. I don't remember the last time that happened. I didn't like it. I then had to help my dad with our sprinkler system. The stupid things are broken... and I've worked on them with him for the past three Sundays. My dad is a Mr. Fix-It. I, on the other hand am not. I don't care to be. But you know what? Tomorrow I get to see THURSDAY... which means only one thing.... THE GET UP KIDS- you're the last one. Actually, it means a couple things. It means that I don't care that I had a bad day today, cuz I get to see Thursday! I LOVE THURSDAY! MORE THAN I LOVE SNICKERS! Snickers hurt... cuz you don't know if the people are laughing with you, or at you. It's sad really...
Halloween in November
Yesterday I went to work for 6 hours. What a fun day I had. Then I picked up Joel, and ran some errands. Joel came over... watched some football... laid some Smackdown... ya know, the norm. Then we picked up Micah and Michelle... and went to Lara's Halloween Party! I must say, I did have some fun. I'm glad Lara liked my costume. I was afraid that she wouldn't let me into the party. I enjoyed many costumes yesterday... 6 jailbirds? What a coincidence! Micah did a fire dance, and I think everyone was impressed... I know I was. I hope Joel and Michelle and Micah had fun. Our Arab family can be quite intimidating. hehehe... I'm glad I got to see Joelle too! I haven't seen her since August! HI JOELLE! I hope I can see you soon in Tuscon! You're the best fake cousin ever!
TOP FIVE DRIVE THRU BANDS
The Early November
Senses Fail
The Starting Line
Finch
Allister
Senses Fail
The Starting Line
Finch
Allister
SONG OF THE MONTH: THURSDAY- STEPS ACSENDING
steps ascend to a loaded gun. the scent of matches hangs in the air (a lit one flickers out in a hearbeat). we don't want to see this: a flash of light that's letting go of an empty bullet case, by the time it hits the ground, he's out of reach. let go. the wolves are closing in. there's no room left to make amends. do you remember when we'd fly that kite so high? all the time we've wasted, spent fighting, will burn in the fire of our regrets all the time we've wasted, spent fighting, it's blood and it's running down the stairs. freeze the frame between the gun shot and the hole it makes. a spinning bullet waits in the middle. there's no way to stop it, it will surely hit the mark. you can try to understand but I'm giving up. the synapse fires, it's right in time. I'm giving up. this should always stay out of reach I ran down the stairs and into the garden, put both my hands into the soil. in the spring, you will bloom, like her heart, through the blouse, in the back of the ambulance, as it turned and turned in the streets (just one more turn won't you come back to me) as it turned on its red lights, you were turning into red roses but I'm not giving up.
Saturday, November 01, 2003
TOP FIVE REACTIONS TO MY COSTUME
I get it! It's a tiger climbing you!
THAT'S HORRIBLE!
THAT'S AWFUL!
Hahaha... SHIT
Sigreid and Roy? OH! THE PSYCHOLOGIST!!! (Uhhh.... that's Sigmund Freud)
THAT'S HORRIBLE!
THAT'S AWFUL!
Hahaha... SHIT
Sigreid and Roy? OH! THE PSYCHOLOGIST!!! (Uhhh.... that's Sigmund Freud)
THURSDAY- SIGNALS OVER THE AIR
They're gonna be on Craig Kilborn tonight!!!
I get it! It's a tiger climbing up you!
Went to lunch with Lara and Grace today. Tina met us there. At the office, Lara dressed up... it was very nice. How'd you get your hair like that? That takes talent. We went to Sammy's, and this really insensitive guy came in dressed in all grey, with a sign on his shirt that said ASH. I mean, there were fires all over this city dumbass. Unless he was an advocate for TRUTH, then he's an insensitive prick.
I then got Tina from home, and picked up Kelsey Ginn... and took them to the airport. My little Tina is leaving me for a day. A whole day without seeing Tina? That means I gotta pick up the slack at the Wine Connection.
I later went to the Wine Connection. My dad got mad at me cuz I talk way too much, and don't do enough work. I hate working there... I don't do it by choice. My parents pretty much make me work there. It's crap. I don't enjoy anything about it. I would never pick a job like that for myself. I broke a bottle of wine today. I didn't really care that much... it was $7.99, and I just plain didn't care.
I then went out to dinner with Joel and Micah. We went to the Max... I mean, Red Robin. It was pleasant. Our waiter Dustin, the same one that Tina Lara and I had on Sunday was our waiter. He was very talkative and amiable. He gave Micah a free sundae because we were such easy customers, and such good tippers. We saw Laura Condy at Blockbuster. Nice girl that Laura Condy. We rented 28 DAYS LATER, because she recommended it. That is one fucked up movie. Not very entertaining either. I then dropped off Joel, and went to see Michelle.... cuz I had some things I need to straighten out.
I then got Tina from home, and picked up Kelsey Ginn... and took them to the airport. My little Tina is leaving me for a day. A whole day without seeing Tina? That means I gotta pick up the slack at the Wine Connection.
I later went to the Wine Connection. My dad got mad at me cuz I talk way too much, and don't do enough work. I hate working there... I don't do it by choice. My parents pretty much make me work there. It's crap. I don't enjoy anything about it. I would never pick a job like that for myself. I broke a bottle of wine today. I didn't really care that much... it was $7.99, and I just plain didn't care.
I then went out to dinner with Joel and Micah. We went to the Max... I mean, Red Robin. It was pleasant. Our waiter Dustin, the same one that Tina Lara and I had on Sunday was our waiter. He was very talkative and amiable. He gave Micah a free sundae because we were such easy customers, and such good tippers. We saw Laura Condy at Blockbuster. Nice girl that Laura Condy. We rented 28 DAYS LATER, because she recommended it. That is one fucked up movie. Not very entertaining either. I then dropped off Joel, and went to see Michelle.... cuz I had some things I need to straighten out.
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